Dear Hamstr, about those pancakes

hotforprof:

Since your blog for some reason does not allow me to reply or re-blog for whatever reason ( maybe it’s Safari being crazy? Dunno.), I just wanted to address a post of yours where you mentioned something about eating pancakes off of Layton’s fine ass. While surprisingly such an idea has never actually crossed my mind (what, really?), I feel suddenly obligated to provide artwork of such a thing. WHY HAMMY WHY

THERE HAS NEVER EVER BEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL COMBINATION OF WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT FORMS A SENTENCE

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THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. SDGALJ I AM GOING TO CRY.

CAN I JUST MOURN ABOUT HOW I JUST LOST ALL MY TABS?

THERE WERE LIKE OVER 20 UNREAD FANFICS COLLECTED OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS THROUGH PATIENTLY BROWSING THROUGH THE KINK MEME. 

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Some of the fics I remember that were there…

Miles is James Bond

Miles is some prince who is supposed to woo Mia but instead falls in love with Phoenix

okay I forgot the others 

DSGJAGJA BUT

OH GOD

;A; They were from older parts too. OTL ALL THE SADS. I HAVE THEM.

I realized I haven’t packed up yet for my outing with the ‘rents this Easter weekend. Hopefully the place we’ll be staying at has wifi or else I’d throw a bitch fit because I’m sadly addicted to the internet. 

So yep, yep, just letting you guys know that if I go missing from tomorrow until like Monday, it’s because the place we’re staying at has no internet and that place deserves to be burned down to the ground.

I realize I have the best poker face IRL

Sad stuff ahead. I may cry while typing this because my poker face is terrible when alone in my room.

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