Very heavy uhmm… Heavy Rain reference.
What if Gregory Edgeworth was in Ethan Mars’s shoes?
Imagining him undertaking the Butterfly Trial really hurts me most. Because he would do it. He really would. (Though he might also do the smart thing of just sweeping them away with his trench coat lol but we’re all for pudding here, amirite)
A brief explanation might be in order. You should search for it yourself if you don’t want my sucky explanation though.
In Heavy Rain, your kid gets kidnapped by a serial killer and in order to save him, you gotta undergo five trials. This one’s the second trial called “The Butterfly” (which has the text, “ARE YOU PREPARED TO SUFFER TO SAVE YOUR SON?” sob). It involves crawling through some cramped vent (not sure XD was it a vent?) filled with shards of glass.
TUMBLR SSSHH. IGNORE ALL THE MISTAKES AND INCONSISTENCIES AND TERRIBLE SCRIPT.
JUST FEEL ALL THE FEELS.
This ship.
I will go down with it.
You were just a dream that I once knew
Never thought I would be right for you
I just can’t compare you with anything in this world
As endless as forever
Our love will stay together
You’re all I need to be with forevermore.
… I seem to have lost control of all my feelings. HELP
SORRY FOR THE MEDIOCRITY UGUU I JUST NEEDED TO FINISH THIS BEFORE I WENT TO BED. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, TUMBLR.
Song lyrics from “Forevermore” by Side A. (GO SEARCH IT YOURSELF. It’s the cheesiest song ever and you’ll love it.)
Spoiler alert: Phoenix shaves and Miles wears a tie.
*proceeds to listen to Porno Graffiti’s 2012Spark to regain all badassery*



















